If I ever had to make a living as a car detailer, I would starve to death very quickly.

I apparently, do not have any washing/cleaning/detailing skills. Or, at least, the lack of patience to learn them.

Trying to wash the bike yesterday afternoon was a bit nerve whacking. I thought it was nice and clean till I started looking closer. I
also can’t polish/wax worth a damn. Maybe a nice dull oxidized patina will be a good look.