heres what happens when I cant sleep…

thinking I need a haircut, I tried to remember the name of the place
in the mall I usually go. It has one of the “mall” names. I couldnt
remember the name but did end up thinking up way too many
“suggestions” for names of hair cutting places, particular in malls..
No claims of quality here…

Clippy Clippy Bang Bang
Scissor Shack
Hair Julius
Sir Hair Sir Hair
Flipper McClippers Family Hair Cuttery & Pub ( be sure to
try the Grande Blooming Poppin Fried Buffalo Hair Ball appetizer)
Hair Barn
The Bang & the Baby Bang
cutz4less
The Scalper Image
Rightful Hair
Scalpherders
Shears
Style-a-lot
Perm & Frost
Discuts
The Hair-do-pot
We Hair A Lot
Rainbow In Curved Hair
Chock-Ful-O-Cuts
Neo-Stylist
Hairport 77′
Club Do’s
Lice-b-Gone